03.02.06
What Religion is Your Bra?
I just had to post this one! It is too funny. I hope you enjoy.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
“I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”
“Look around” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
“There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple…
The Catholic type supports the masses…
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen…
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and…
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there…
{C} Can’t Complain!..
{D} Dang!!.
{DD} Double dang!!!
{E} Enormous…!
{F} Fake..?
{G} Get a Reduction…
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
03.01.06
New Category
We are located here! Here in South Carolina, it is SPRING! Well at least the weather is spring-like. Those cute little daffodils have poked their little heads above ground and the bradford pear trees are all in bloom. Whoo Ha!
I just realized this morning that this blog is missing a humor category. How could that be?? How could I have been so remiss?
Well now there is a humor corner. It will be filled with stuff that has made me laugh anyway. I hope you do to. After all didn’t someone once say that laughter can be, or is the best medicine? Or something like that anyway.
Here is my kick off ‘one liner’ for this category. Can you sing it?
“I can see clearly now, the brain is gone…”
..and then there’s this dog-gone-funny-one:
“What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.”
